For the Potty Mouth

"Malbec That Ass Up." Super Soft Tee

Our top-selling "Malbec That Ass Up" unisex Super Soft Tee is a perfect gift for wine lovers with a sense of humor.

• (1) "Malbec That Ass Up." Unisex T-Shirt
• 60% ring spun cotton / 40% poly sueded jersey
• Super soft sued with sueded baby rib set-in collar
• Available in XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL
• Men's fit is true to size. Recommend women size down if you want a more fitted look.
• Machine wash inside out. Iron inside out.
• Designed and Made in New York City. 

Model is wearing an XS.

This mixed set of funny wine coasters includes 14 foil stamped coasters, each with a different wine-themed saying and different color foil. The set of funny wine coasters comes in a drawstring gift bag, making it the perfect option for gifting.

This is the BADASS-Y pack which means it a bit naughtier than the classy one and includes some swear words. For a complete list of sayings included, see below.

Go ahead, mix it up! 

• Includes 14 assorted funny wine-saying coasters and 1 gift bag
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulp board (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped in various colors
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

Coaster Sayings:

1. Malbec that ass up.™
2. This wine tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow.
3. You can drink my wine but please don't fuck up my table.
4. Friends don't let friends drink shitty wine.
5. Wine is a nice alternative to hating everyone.
6. This wine tastes like I'll be texting you later.
7. Y'all gon' make me lose my wine. Up in here. Up in here.
8. Life can be a bitch but wine makes this bitch happy.
9. Today I was as useless as the T in Merlot.
10. I'm one glass of wine away from a good mood.
11. Before you lose your shit, remember there's no wine in prison.
12. I suffer from resting 'I need wine' face.
13. This wine tastes like a good excuse for my bad behavior. 
14. Fuck it. Open the wine.

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Have a special request? Email me at laura@sippingthis.com

Have a special request? Email me at laura@sippingthis.com

Malbec that ass up.

This best selling saying is now available in leather! How appropriate. Malbec that wine glass up onto this leather coaster. Or make it a gift no one will forget. Order individually or mix and match to make your own set.

• (1) "Malbec that ass up." coaster
• 4" x 4" round
• Made of premium Grade A black leather
• Foil-stamped with SHINY gold foil
• Reusable. Wipe clean with a damp towel
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA

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Fuck it. Open the wine.

Some days, this saying describes it all. This funny wine coaster is also a perfect gift for the wine lover in your life. Order individually or mix and match to make your own set.

• (1) "Fuck it. Open the wine" coaster 
• 4" x 4" round
• Made of premium Grade A black leather
• Foil-stamped with SHINY gold foil
• Reusable. Wipe clean with a damp towel
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA

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• Includes (4) "Before you lose your shit, remember there's no wine in prison." coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with matte black foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

This coaster saying is also available in the Badass-y Mixed Set 

Malbec that ass up

Don’t just back that ass up, Malbec that ass up! These motivational memory-makers are just what you need to turn your next party into a dance party. Pick these up for your Malbec-loving, booty-shaking BF. Pair with a bottle of Malbec and you’ll sky-rocket to BFF status faster than you can say “let me see that booty pop.”

• Includes (4) "Malbec that ass up." coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with SHINY purple foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

This coaster saying is also available in the Badass-y Mixed Set.

• Includes (4) "Wine is the glue that holds this shitshow together." coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with Shiny Teal foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

• Includes 4 "All I need right now is a fuckton of wine." coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with Matte Black foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

• Includes (4) "Fuck it. Open the wine." coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with shiny blue foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

This coaster saying is also available in the Badass-y Mixed Set

• Includes (4) 'Friends Don't Let Friends Drink Shitty Wine" coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• Recycled white uncoated pulpboard (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with fuschia matte foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

This coaster saying is also available in the Badass-y Mixed Set.

• Includes (4) "You can drink my wine but please don’t fuck up my table." coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with SHINY gold foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

This coaster saying is also available in the Badass-y Mixed Set.

• Includes (4) "Life can be a bitch but wine makes this bitch happy" coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with baby pink matte foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

P.S. You're a badass bitch. Don't ever forget that!

This coaster saying is also available in the Badass-y Mixed Set