For the Potty Mouth

The best wine gifts for people who like to swear a lot.
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Super Soft Wine Tee - Malbec That Ass Up (Unisex)
$35.00
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BADASS-Y Mixed Set - 14 Assorted Funny Wine Coasters + Gift Bag
$28.00
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Drank the Bottle Coasters
$10.00
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No Wine in Prison Coasters
$10.00
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Malbec That Ass Up Leather Coaster
$10.00
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Stocked Up Coasters
$10.00
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Wine is the Glue Coasters
$10.00
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Open the Wine Coasters
$10.00
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Open the Wine Funny Leather Coaster
$10.00
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Friendship Coasters
$10.00
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Inappropriately Useful Drink Coasters
$10.00
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Life's a B*tch Coasters
$10.00
Super Soft Wine Tee - Malbec That Ass Up (Unisex)
Super Soft Wine Tee - Malbec That Ass Up (Unisex)
Super Soft Wine Tee - Malbec That Ass Up (Unisex)
Super Soft Wine Tee - Malbec That Ass Up (Unisex)

Super Soft Wine Tee - Malbec That Ass Up (Unisex)

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"Malbec That Ass Up." Super Soft Tee

Our top-selling "Malbec That Ass Up" unisex Super Soft Tee is a perfect gift for wine lovers with a sense of humor.

  • (1) "Malbec That Ass Up." Unisex T-Shirt
  • 60% ring spun cotton / 40% poly sueded jersey
  • Super soft sued with sueded baby rib set-in collar
  • Available in XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL
  • Men's fit is true to size. Recommend women size down if you want a more fitted look.
  • Machine wash inside out. Iron inside out.
  • Designed and Made in New York City. 

 

Size Body Length Body Length Tolerance Body Width Body Width Tolerance
XS 27 1/2 17 1/2 1/2
S 28 1/2 19 1/2
M 29 1/2 20 1/2 1/2
L 30 1/2 22 1/2
XL 31 1/2 24 1/2
2XL 32 1/2 26 1/2 

 

Model is wearing an XS.

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BADASS-Y Mixed Set - 14 Assorted Funny Wine Coasters + Gift Bag
BADASS-Y Mixed Set - 14 Assorted Funny Wine Coasters + Gift Bag
BADASS-Y Mixed Set - 14 Assorted Funny Wine Coasters + Gift Bag
BADASS-Y Mixed Set - 14 Assorted Funny Wine Coasters + Gift Bag
BADASS-Y Mixed Set - 14 Assorted Funny Wine Coasters + Gift Bag
BADASS-Y Mixed Set - 14 Assorted Funny Wine Coasters + Gift Bag
BADASS-Y Mixed Set - 14 Assorted Funny Wine Coasters + Gift Bag
BADASS-Y Mixed Set - 14 Assorted Funny Wine Coasters + Gift Bag
BADASS-Y Mixed Set - 14 Assorted Funny Wine Coasters + Gift Bag
BADASS-Y Mixed Set - 14 Assorted Funny Wine Coasters + Gift Bag
BADASS-Y Mixed Set - 14 Assorted Funny Wine Coasters + Gift Bag
BADASS-Y Mixed Set - 14 Assorted Funny Wine Coasters + Gift Bag
BADASS-Y Mixed Set - 14 Assorted Funny Wine Coasters + Gift Bag
BADASS-Y Mixed Set - 14 Assorted Funny Wine Coasters + Gift Bag
BADASS-Y Mixed Set - 14 Assorted Funny Wine Coasters + Gift Bag
BADASS-Y Mixed Set - 14 Assorted Funny Wine Coasters + Gift Bag
BADASS-Y Mixed Set - 14 Assorted Funny Wine Coasters + Gift Bag
BADASS-Y Mixed Set - 14 Assorted Funny Wine Coasters + Gift Bag
BADASS-Y Mixed Set - 14 Assorted Funny Wine Coasters + Gift Bag
BADASS-Y Mixed Set - 14 Assorted Funny Wine Coasters + Gift Bag
BADASS-Y Mixed Set - 14 Assorted Funny Wine Coasters + Gift Bag
BADASS-Y Mixed Set - 14 Assorted Funny Wine Coasters + Gift Bag
BADASS-Y Mixed Set - 14 Assorted Funny Wine Coasters + Gift Bag
BADASS-Y Mixed Set - 14 Assorted Funny Wine Coasters + Gift Bag
BADASS-Y Mixed Set - 14 Assorted Funny Wine Coasters + Gift Bag
BADASS-Y Mixed Set - 14 Assorted Funny Wine Coasters + Gift Bag
BADASS-Y Mixed Set - 14 Assorted Funny Wine Coasters + Gift Bag
BADASS-Y Mixed Set - 14 Assorted Funny Wine Coasters + Gift Bag
BADASS-Y Mixed Set - 14 Assorted Funny Wine Coasters + Gift Bag
BADASS-Y Mixed Set - 14 Assorted Funny Wine Coasters + Gift Bag

BADASS-Y Mixed Set - 14 Assorted Funny Wine Coasters + Gift Bag

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This mixed set of funny wine coasters includes 14 foil stamped coasters, each with a different wine-themed saying and different color foil. The set of funny wine coasters comes in a drawstring gift bag, making it the perfect option for gifting.

This is the BADASS-Y pack which means it a bit naughtier than the classy one and includes some swear words. For a complete list of sayings included, see below.

Go ahead, mix it up! 

  • Includes 14 assorted funny wine-saying coasters and 1 gift bag
  • 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
  • White uncoated recycled pulp board (40 pt)
  • Foil-stamped in various colors
  • Reusable until they're not
  • Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

Coaster Sayings:

  1. Malbec that ass up.™
  2. This wine tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow.
  3. You can drink my wine but please don't fuck up my table.
  4. Friends don't let friends drink shitty wine.
  5. Wine is a nice alternative to hating everyone.
  6. This wine tastes like I'll be texting you later.
  7. Y'all gon' make me lose my wine. Up in here. Up in here.
  8. Life can be a bitch but wine makes this bitch happy.
  9. Today I was as useless as the T in Merlot.
  10. I'm one glass of wine away from a good mood.
  11. Before you lose your shit, remember there's no wine in prison.
  12. I suffer from resting 'I need wine' face.
  13. This wine tastes like a good excuse for my bad behavior. 
  14. Fuck it. Open the wine.

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Have a special request? Email me at laura@sippingthis.com

Have a special request? Email me at laura@sippingthis.com

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    Drank the Bottle Coasters

    Drank the Bottle Coasters

    $10.00 Save $-2.00
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    Drank the whole bottle of wine 'cause I don't do anything half-ass.
    New year, new goals... like always finishing what you start. Get this new coaster set for the wine lover in your life!
    • Includes 4 "Drank the whole bottle of wine 'cause I don't do anything half-ass." coasters
    • 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
    • White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
    • Foil-stamped with Shiny Royal Blue foil
    • Reusable until they're not
    • Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.
      No Wine in Prison Coasters

      No Wine in Prison Coasters

      $10.00 Save $-2.00
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      Before you lose your shit, remember there's no wine in prison.
      Buy these coasters and you'll never lose your shit again. These coasters are the perfect gift for a wine lover and are especially popular with the guys.
      • Includes (4) "Before you lose your shit, remember there's no wine in prison." coasters
      • 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
      • White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
      • Foil-stamped with matte black foil
      • Reusable until they're not
      • Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

      This coaster saying is also available in the Badass-y Mixed Set 

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      Malbec That Ass Up Leather Coaster
      Malbec That Ass Up Leather Coaster
      Malbec That Ass Up Leather Coaster
      Malbec That Ass Up Leather Coaster
      Malbec That Ass Up Leather Coaster
      Malbec That Ass Up Leather Coaster

      Malbec That Ass Up Leather Coaster

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      Malbec that ass up.

      This best selling saying is now available in leather! How appropriate. Malbec that wine glass up onto this leather coaster. Or make it a gift no one will forget. Order individually or mix and match to make your own set.

      • (1) "Malbec that ass up." coaster
      • 4" x 4" round
      • Made of premium Grade A black leather
      • Foil-stamped with SHINY gold foil
      • Reusable. Wipe clean with a damp towel
      • Designed in New York City. Made in the USA

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      Stocked Up Coasters

      Stocked Up Coasters

      $10.00 Save $-2.00
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      Stocked up on wine but fresh out of fucks.
      These coasters make a great gift for wine lovers who are going through some shit. Stock up on these wine coasters by clicking add to cart. 
      • Includes 4 "Stocked up on wine but fresh out of fucks." coasters
      • 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
      • White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
      • Foil-stamped with Shiny Red foil
      • Reusable until they're not
      • Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

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        Wine is the Glue Coasters

        Wine is the Glue Coasters

        $10.00 Save $-2.00
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        Wine is the glue that holds this shitshow together.
        We are all going through some shit right now. This coaster set is a perfect gift to give someone to make someone laugh. It's so true, it's funny.
        • Includes (4) "Wine is the glue that holds this shitshow together." coasters
        • 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
        • White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
        • Foil-stamped with Shiny Teal foil
        • Reusable until they're not
        • Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.
        Open the Wine Coasters

        Open the Wine Coasters

        $10.00 Save $-2.00
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        Fuck it. Open the wine. 
        You don't always need an excuse to open wine. You also don't need an excuse to surprise a friend with these funny wine coasters.
        • Includes (4) "Fuck it. Open the wine." coasters
        • 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
        • White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
        • Foil-stamped with shiny blue foil
        • Reusable until they're not
        • Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

        This coaster saying is also available in the Badass-y Mixed Set

        Open the Wine Funny Leather Coaster
        Open the Wine Funny Leather Coaster
        Open the Wine Funny Leather Coaster
        Open the Wine Funny Leather Coaster
        Open the Wine Funny Leather Coaster
        Open the Wine Funny Leather Coaster
        Open the Wine Funny Leather Coaster
        Open the Wine Funny Leather Coaster

        Open the Wine Funny Leather Coaster

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        Fuck it. Open the wine.

        Some days, this saying describes it all. This funny wine coaster is a perfect gift for the wine lover in your life. Order individually or mix and match to make your own set.

        • (1) "Fuck it. Open the wine" coaster 
        • 4" x 4" round
        • Made of premium Grade A black leather
        • Foil-stamped with SHINY gold foil
        • Reusable. Wipe clean with a damp towel
        • Designed in New York City. Made in the USA

        View all leather coaster options.

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        Friendship Coasters

        Friendship Coasters

        $10.00 Save $-2.00
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        Friends don't let friends drink shitty wine.
        Friends also don't let friends ruin their furniture. Bring these coasters up to the next house party you go to. Bonus points if you also bring a non-shitty wine. Any host will for sure appreciate it.
        • Includes (4) 'Friends Don't Let Friends Drink Shitty Wine" coasters
        • 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
        • Recycled white uncoated pulpboard (40 pt)
        • Foil-stamped with red matte foil
        • Reusable until they're not
        • Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

        This coaster saying is also available in the Badass-y Mixed Set.

        Inappropriately Useful Drink Coasters
        Please Don't Fuck Up My Table Coaster
        Inappropriately Useful Drink Coasters
        Please Don't Fuck Up My Table Coaster

        Inappropriately Useful Drink Coasters

        $10.00 Save $-2.00
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        You can drink my wine but please don’t fuck up my table.
        Nothing is better than not-so-subtlely reminding guests to kindly use a coaster and not fuck up your table. It says please so it's actually a super polite coaster. 
        • Includes (4) "You can drink my wine but please don’t fuck up my table." coasters
        • 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
        • White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
        • Foil-stamped with SHINY gold foil
        • Reusable until they're not
        • Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

        This coaster saying is also available in the Badass-y Mixed Set.

        Life's a B*tch Coasters

        Life's a B*tch Coasters

        $10.00 Save $-2.00
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        Life can be a bitch but wine makes this bitch happy.
        Women have it tough, but we keep our heads high and our wine glasses full. Next time you have a bad day, look at these coasters and remind yourself complaining doesn't always help, but wine always does.
        • Includes (4) "Life can be a bitch but wine makes this bitch happy" coasters
        • 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
        • White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
        • Foil-stamped with baby pink matte foil
        • Reusable until they're not
        • Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

        P.S. You're a badass bitch. Don't ever forget that!

        This coaster saying is also available in the Badass-y Mixed Set