For a New Homeowner

This mixed set of funny wine coasters includes 14 foil stamped coasters, each with a different wine-themed saying and different color foil. The set of funny wine coasters comes in a drawstring gift bag, making it the perfect option for gifting.

This is the BADASS-Y pack which means it a bit naughtier than the classy one and includes some swear words. For a complete list of sayings included, see below.

Go ahead, mix it up! 

• Includes 14 assorted funny wine-saying coasters and 1 gift bag
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulp board (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped in various colors
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

Coaster Sayings:

1. Malbec that ass up.™
2. This wine tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow.
3. You can drink my wine but please don't fuck up my table.
4. Friends don't let friends drink shitty wine.
5. Wine is a nice alternative to hating everyone.
6. This wine tastes like I'll be texting you later.
7. Y'all gon' make me lose my wine. Up in here. Up in here.
8. Life can be a bitch but wine makes this bitch happy.
9. Today I was as useless as the T in Merlot.
10. I'm one glass of wine away from a good mood.
11. Before you lose your shit, remember there's no wine in prison.
12. I suffer from resting 'I need wine' face.
13. This wine tastes like a good excuse for my bad behavior. 
14. Fuck it. Open the wine.

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Have a special request? Email me at laura@sippingthis.com

Have a special request? Email me at laura@sippingthis.com

This mixed set of classy & funny wine coasters includes 14 foil stamped coasters, each with a different wine-themed saying and different color foil. The set of funny wine coasters comes in a drawstring gift bag, making it the perfect option for gifting.

This is the CLASSY pack which means no naughty words. For a complete list of sayings included, see below. Go ahead, mix it up! 

• Includes 14 assorted funny wine-saying coasters and 1 gift bag
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped in various colors
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

Coaster Sayings:

1. I love wine and naps.
2. I don’t usually put my wine down but I bought this coaster just in case.
3. You can’t make everyone happy. You aren’t wine.
4. My glass of wine needs a glass of wine
5. My wine stopper has never worked a day in its life.
6. Love you to the wine store and back.
7. Don’t schedule a friday meeting unless you plan to bring wine to it.
8. Wine doesn’t make me drunk. It makes me awesome.
9. Namastay in and drink wine.
10. A great day starts with espresso and ends with prosecco.
11. I’m just a girl drinking coffee wishing it was wine.
12. I drink responsibly. I rarely spill my wine.
13. License to spill.
14. This wine tastes like I need a refill.

See BADASS-Y set

Have a special request? Email me at laura@sippingthis.com

Malbec that ass up.

This best selling saying is now available in leather! How appropriate. Malbec that wine glass up onto this leather coaster. Or make it a gift no one will forget. Order individually or mix and match to make your own set.

• (1) "Malbec that ass up." coaster
• 4" x 4" round
• Made of premium Grade A black leather
• Foil-stamped with SHINY gold foil
• Reusable. Wipe clean with a damp towel
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA

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Fuck it. Open the wine.

Some days, this saying describes it all. This funny wine coaster is a perfect gift for the wine lover in your life. Order individually or mix and match to make your own set.

• (1) "Fuck it. Open the wine" coaster 
• 4" x 4" round
• Made of premium Grade A black leather
• Foil-stamped with SHINY gold foil
• Reusable. Wipe clean with a damp towel
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA

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Y'all gon' make me lose my wine.

You may lose your mind some days but you'll never lose your wine with this witty and wonderful coaster. Order individually or mix and match to make your own set.

• (1) "Y'all gon' make me lose my wine." coaster 
• 4" x 4" round
• Made of premium Grade A black leather
• Foil-stamped with SHINY gold foil
• Reusable. Wipe clean with a damp towel
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA

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In a New York state of wine. 

Where my NYers at? Show off your New York wine loving pride with this leather coaster. It also makes a great gift for a wine lover you know in New York. Order individually or mix and match to make your own set.

• (1) "In a New York state of wine." coaster 
• 4" x 4" round
• Made of premium Grade A black leather
• Foil-stamped with SHINY gold foil
• Reusable. Wipe clean with a damp towel
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA

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Not above pairing wine with nachos.

Wine pairings are tough. This one isn’t. Pair your wine with nachos and this funny coaster. This funny coaster is great for wine lovers who also love taco/nacho Tuedays. Order individually or mix and match to make your own set.

• (1) "Not above pairing wine with nachos." coaster
• 4" x 4" round
• Made of premium Grade A black leather
• Foil-stamped with SHINY gold foil
• Reusable. Wipe clean with a damp towel
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA

View all leather coaster options.

Decant touch this.

In a time when we literally decant touch anything, get a funny coaster that lets people know they decant touch your wine. A perfect gift for wine lovers! Order individually or mix and match to make a set.

• (1) "Decant touch this." coaster 
• 4" x 4" round
• Made of premium Grade A black leather
• Foil-stamped with SHINY gold foil
• Reusable. Wipe clean with a damp towel
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA

View all leather coaster options.

• Includes 4 "Home is where you drink wine without a bra on." coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with shiny fuschia foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

• Includes (4) "You can drink my wine but please don’t fuck up my table." coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with SHINY gold foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

This coaster saying is also available in the Badass-y Mixed Set.

• Includes (4) "Wine is the glue that holds this shitshow together." coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with Shiny Teal foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

• Includes (4) 'Friends Don't Let Friends Drink Shitty Wine" coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• Recycled white uncoated pulpboard (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with red matte foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

This coaster saying is also available in the Badass-y Mixed Set.

• Includes 4 "I didn't choose the champagne life. The champagne life chose me." coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with SHINY gold foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.