For the Potty Mouth

The best wine gifts for people who like to swear a lot.
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Get Out The Wine Coasters
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Drank the Bottle Coasters
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No Wine in Prison Coasters
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Malbec Lover Coasters
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Stocked Up Coasters
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Wine is the Glue Coasters
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Open the Wine Coasters
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Friendship Coasters
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Inappropriately Useful Drink Coasters
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Life's a B*tch Coasters
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Get Out The Wine Coasters

Get Out The Wine Coasters

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Move bitch. Get out the wine.
This coaster has you singing the saying to the tune of Ludacris's "Move bitch. Get out the way." BUT it's 20 years later. We ain't getting out of anyone's way. We're getting out the wine, and we're putting it on this nostalgic twist of a wine coaster. Yas bitch! 
  • Includes 4 "Move bitch. Get out the wine." coasters
  • 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
  • White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
  • Foil-stamped with shinny pink foil
  • Reusable until they're not
  • Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.
    Drank the Bottle Coasters

    Drank the Bottle Coasters

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    Drank the whole bottle of wine 'cause I don't do anything half-ass.
    New year, new goals... like always finishing what you start. Get this new coaster set for the wine lover in your life!
    • Includes 4 "Drank the whole bottle of wine 'cause I don't do anything half-ass." coasters
    • 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
    • White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
    • Foil-stamped with Shiny Royal Blue foil
    • Reusable until they're not
    • Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.
      No Wine in Prison Coasters

      No Wine in Prison Coasters

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      Before you lose your shit, remember there's no wine in prison.
      Buy these coasters and you'll never lose your shit again. These coasters are the perfect gift for a wine lover and are especially popular with the guys.
      • Includes (4) "Before you lose your shit, remember there's no wine in prison." coasters
      • 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
      • White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
      • Foil-stamped with matte black foil
      • Reusable until they're not
      • Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

      This coaster saying is also available in the Badass-y Mixed Set 

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      Malbec Lover Coasters

      Malbec Lover Coasters

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      Malbec that ass up

      Don’t just back that ass up, Malbec that ass up! These motivational memory-makers are just what you need to turn your next party into a dance party. Pick these up for your Malbec-loving, booty-shaking BF. Pair with a bottle of Malbec and you’ll sky-rocket to BFF status faster than you can say “let me see that booty pop.”

      • Includes (4) "Malbec that ass up." coasters
      • 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
      • White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
      • Foil-stamped with SHINY purple foil
      • Reusable until they're not
      • Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

      This coaster saying is also available in the Badass-y Mixed Set.

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      Stocked Up Coasters

      Stocked Up Coasters

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      Stocked up on wine but fresh out of fucks.
      These coasters make a great gift for wine lovers who are going through some shit. Stock up on these wine coasters by clicking add to cart. 
      • Includes 4 "Stocked up on wine but fresh out of fucks." coasters
      • 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
      • White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
      • Foil-stamped with Shiny Red foil
      • Reusable until they're not
      • Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

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        Wine is the Glue Coasters

        Wine is the Glue Coasters

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        Wine is the glue that holds this shitshow together.
        We are all going through some shit right now. This coaster set is a perfect gift to give someone to make someone laugh. It's so true, it's funny.
        • Includes (4) "Wine is the glue that holds this shitshow together." coasters
        • 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
        • White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
        • Foil-stamped with Shiny Teal foil
        • Reusable until they're not
        • Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.
        Open the Wine Coasters

        Open the Wine Coasters

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        Fuck it. Open the wine. 
        You don't always need an excuse to open wine. You also don't need an excuse to surprise a friend with these funny wine coasters.
        • Includes (4) "Fuck it. Open the wine." coasters
        • 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
        • White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
        • Foil-stamped with shiny blue foil
        • Reusable until they're not
        • Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

        This coaster saying is also available in the Badass-y Mixed Set

        Friendship Coasters

        Friendship Coasters

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        Friends don't let friends drink shitty wine.
        Friends also don't let friends ruin their furniture. Bring these coasters up to the next house party you go to. Bonus points if you also bring a non-shitty wine. Any host will for sure appreciate it.
        • Includes (4) 'Friends Don't Let Friends Drink Shitty Wine" coasters
        • 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
        • Recycled white uncoated pulpboard (40 pt)
        • Foil-stamped with red matte foil
        • Reusable until they're not
        • Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

        This coaster saying is also available in the Badass-y Mixed Set.

        Inappropriately Useful Drink Coasters
        Please Don't Fuck Up My Table Coaster
        Inappropriately Useful Drink Coasters
        Please Don't Fuck Up My Table Coaster

        Inappropriately Useful Drink Coasters

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        You can drink my wine but please don’t fuck up my table.
        Nothing is better than not-so-subtlely reminding guests to kindly use a coaster and not fuck up your table. It says please so it's actually a super polite coaster. 
        • Includes (4) "You can drink my wine but please don’t fuck up my table." coasters
        • 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
        • White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
        • Foil-stamped with SHINY gold foil
        • Reusable until they're not
        • Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

        This coaster saying is also available in the Badass-y Mixed Set.

        Life's a B*tch Coasters

        Life's a B*tch Coasters

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        Life can be a bitch but wine makes this bitch happy.
        Women have it tough, but we keep our heads high and our wine glasses full. Next time you have a bad day, look at these coasters and remind yourself complaining doesn't always help, but wine always does.
        • Includes (4) "Life can be a bitch but wine makes this bitch happy" coasters
        • 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
        • White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
        • Foil-stamped with baby pink matte foil
        • Reusable until they're not
        • Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

        P.S. You're a badass bitch. Don't ever forget that!

        This coaster saying is also available in the Badass-y Mixed Set