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This mixed set of funny wine coasters includes 14 foil stamped coasters, each with a different wine-themed saying and different color foil. The set of funny wine coasters comes in a drawstring gift bag, making it the perfect option for gifting.

This is the BADASS-Y pack which means it a bit naughtier than the classy one and includes some swear words. For a complete list of sayings included, see below.

Go ahead, mix it up! 

• Includes 14 assorted funny wine-saying coasters and 1 gift bag
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulp board (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped in various colors
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

Coaster Sayings:

1. Malbec that ass up.™
2. This wine tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow.
3. You can drink my wine but please don't fuck up my table.
4. Friends don't let friends drink shitty wine.
5. Wine is a nice alternative to hating everyone.
6. This wine tastes like I'll be texting you later.
7. Y'all gon' make me lose my wine. Up in here. Up in here.
8. Life can be a bitch but wine makes this bitch happy.
9. Today I was as useless as the T in Merlot.
10. I'm one glass of wine away from a good mood.
11. Before you lose your shit, remember there's no wine in prison.
12. I suffer from resting 'I need wine' face.
13. This wine tastes like a good excuse for my bad behavior. 
14. Fuck it. Open the wine.

See CLASSY set

Have a special request? Email me at laura@sippingthis.com

Have a special request? Email me at laura@sippingthis.com

• Includes (4) "Before you lose your shit, remember there's no wine in prison." coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with matte black foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

This coaster saying is also available in the Badass-y Mixed Set 

• Includes 4 "I didn't choose the champagne life. The champagne life chose me." coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with SHINY gold foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

• Includes 4 "Moms are like wine. They make everything better." coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulp board (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with SHINY rose gold foil 
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

This mixed set of classy & funny wine coasters includes 14 foil stamped coasters, each with a different wine-themed saying and different color foil. The set of funny wine coasters comes in a drawstring gift bag, making it the perfect option for gifting.

This is the CLASSY pack which means no naughty words. For a complete list of sayings included, see below. Go ahead, mix it up! 

• Includes 14 assorted funny wine-saying coasters and 1 gift bag
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped in various colors
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

Coaster Sayings:

1. I love wine and naps.
2. I don’t usually put my wine down but I bought this coaster just in case.
3. You can’t make everyone happy. You aren’t wine.
4. My glass of wine needs a glass of wine
5. My wine stopper has never worked a day in its life.
6. Love you to the wine store and back.
7. Don’t schedule a friday meeting unless you plan to bring wine to it.
8. Wine doesn’t make me drunk. It makes me awesome.
9. Namastay in and drink wine.
10. A great day starts with espresso and ends with prosecco.
11. I’m just a girl drinking coffee wishing it was wine.
12. I drink responsibly. I rarely spill my wine.
13. License to spill.
14. This wine tastes like I need a refill.

See BADASS-Y set

Have a special request? Email me at laura@sippingthis.com

• Includes (4) "Love you to the wine store and back." coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with pink matte foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

This coaster saying is also available in the Classy Mixed Set.

• Includes (4) "License to spill." coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with shiny gold foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

This coaster saying is also available in the Classy Mixed Set.

"Y’all gon’ make me lose my wine." Super Soft Tee

A perfect gift for wine lovers with a sense of humor.

• (1) "Y’all gon make me lose my wine." Unisex T-Shirt
• 60% ring spun cotton / 40% poly sueded jersey
• Super soft sued with sueded baby rib set-in collar
• Available in XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL
• Men's fit is true to size. Recommend women size down if you want a more fitted look.
• Machine wash inside out. Iron inside out.
• Designed and Made in New York City. 

Model is wearing an XS.

"My Love Language is Wine." Super Soft Tee

Everyone has a love language, but the most important love language is wine. This "My Love Language is Wine" super soft wine t-shirt is the perfect gift for a wine lover.

• (1) "My Love Language is Wine" Unisex T-Shirt
• 60% ring-spun cotton / 40% poly sueded jersey
• Super soft sued with sueded baby rib set-in collar
• Available in XS, S, M, L, XL
• Pretty true to size. Recommend women size down if you want a more fitted look.
• Machine wash inside out. Iron inside out.
• Designed and Made in New York City. 

 Model is wearing an XS.

"I Love Wine and Naps." Super Soft Tee

Feel free to nap in this super soft wine t-shirt. It makes a great gift for wine lovers!

• (1) "I love wine and naps." Unisex T-Shirt
• 60% ring spun cotton / 40% poly sueded jersey
• Super soft sued with sueded baby rib set-in collar
• Available in XS, S, M, L, XL
• Men's fit is true to size. Recommend women size down if you want a more fitted look.
• Machine wash inside out. Iron inside out.
• Designed and Made in New York City. 

Model is wearing an XS.

"It Takes A Vineyard." Super Soft Tee

It takes more than a village, it takes a whole vineyard. This "It Takes A Vineyard" super soft wine t-shirt is the perfect gift for any wine-loving mom.

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• (1) "It Takes A Vineyard" Unisex T-Shirt
• 60% ring-spun cotton / 40% poly sueded jersey
• Super soft sued with sueded baby rib set-in collar
• Available in XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL
• Pretty true to size. Recommend women size down if you want a more fitted look.
• Machine wash inside out. Iron inside out.
• Designed and Made in New York City. 

 Model is wearing an XS.

"I Like To Think Wine Misses Me Too." Maternity Tee

Calling all preggos! Check out this NEW wine maternity t-shirt inspired by my own recent pregnancy. It makes a great gift for expecting moms who love (and miss) wine! 

• (1) "I like to think wine misses me too." Maternity T-Shirt
• 100% combed ringspun cotton jersey
• Ruched side seams to accommodate growing belly
• Available in S, M, L, XL
• Recommend ordering the same size as expecting mom wore pre-pregnancy or you can size up for a slightly looser fit.
• Machine wash inside out. Iron inside out.
• Designed and Made in New York City. 

Model is wearing an S.