For a New Homeowner

The best housewarming gifts for wine lovers.
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Home is Where Coasters
$10.00
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Inappropriately Useful Drink Coasters
$10.00
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Wine is the Glue Coasters
$10.00
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Friendship Coasters
$10.00
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Champagne Life Coasters
$10.00
Home is Where Coasters
Home is Where Coasters
Home is Where Coasters
Home is Where Coasters

Home is Where Coasters

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Home is where you drink wine without a bra on.
Go ahead open a bottle of wine, take off that uncomfortable bra, and click add to cart on this fun coaster set!
  • Includes 4 "Home is where you drink wine without a bra on." coasters
  • 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
  • White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
  • Foil-stamped with shiny fuschia foil
  • Reusable until they're not
  • Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.
Inappropriately Useful Drink Coasters
Please Don't Fuck Up My Table Coaster
Inappropriately Useful Drink Coasters
Please Don't Fuck Up My Table Coaster

Inappropriately Useful Drink Coasters

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You can drink my wine but please don’t fuck up my table.
Nothing is better than not-so-subtlely reminding guests to kindly use a coaster and not fuck up your table. It says please so it's actually a super polite coaster. 
  • Includes (4) "You can drink my wine but please don’t fuck up my table." coasters
  • 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
  • White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
  • Foil-stamped with SHINY gold foil
  • Reusable until they're not
  • Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

This coaster saying is also available in the Badass-y Mixed Set.

Wine is the Glue Coasters

Wine is the Glue Coasters

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Wine is the glue that holds this shitshow together.
We are all going through some shit right now. This coaster set is a perfect gift to give someone to make someone laugh. It's so true, it's funny.
  • Includes (4) "Wine is the glue that holds this shitshow together." coasters
  • 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
  • White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
  • Foil-stamped with Shiny Teal foil
  • Reusable until they're not
  • Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.
Friendship Coasters

Friendship Coasters

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Friends don't let friends drink shitty wine.
Friends also don't let friends ruin their furniture. Bring these coasters up to the next house party you go to. Bonus points if you also bring a non-shitty wine. Any host will for sure appreciate it.
  • Includes (4) 'Friends Don't Let Friends Drink Shitty Wine" coasters
  • 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
  • Recycled white uncoated pulpboard (40 pt)
  • Foil-stamped with red matte foil
  • Reusable until they're not
  • Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

This coaster saying is also available in the Badass-y Mixed Set.

Champagne Life Coasters

Champagne Life Coasters

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I didn't choose the champagne life. The champagne life chose me.
You may not have chosen the champagne life but you can certainly choose to embrace it. These coasters will help you live your best life. You're welcome.
  • Includes 4 "I didn't choose the champagne life. The champagne life chose me." coasters
  • 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
  • White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
  • Foil-stamped with SHINY gold foil
  • Reusable until they're not
  • Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.