For a New Homeowner

Malbec that ass up.

This best selling saying is now available in leather! How appropriate. Malbec that wine glass up onto this leather coaster. Or make it a gift no one will forget. Order individually or mix and match to make your own set.

• (1) "Malbec that ass up." coaster
• 4" x 4" round
• Made of premium Grade A black leather
• Foil-stamped with SHINY gold foil
• Reusable. Wipe clean with a damp towel
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA

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Fuck it. Open the wine.

Some days, this saying describes it all. This funny wine coaster is a perfect gift for the wine lover in your life. Order individually or mix and match to make your own set.

• (1) "Fuck it. Open the wine" coaster 
• 4" x 4" round
• Made of premium Grade A black leather
• Foil-stamped with SHINY gold foil
• Reusable. Wipe clean with a damp towel
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA

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Y'all gon' make me lose my wine.

You may lose your mind some days but you'll never lose your wine with this witty and wonderful coaster. Order individually or mix and match to make your own set.

• (1) "Y'all gon' make me lose my wine." coaster 
• 4" x 4" round
• Made of premium Grade A black leather
• Foil-stamped with SHINY gold foil
• Reusable. Wipe clean with a damp towel
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA

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In a New York state of wine. 

Where my NYers at? Show off your New York wine loving pride with this leather coaster. It also makes a great gift for a wine lover you know in New York. Order individually or mix and match to make your own set.

• (1) "In a New York state of wine." coaster 
• 4" x 4" round
• Made of premium Grade A black leather
• Foil-stamped with SHINY gold foil
• Reusable. Wipe clean with a damp towel
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA

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Not above pairing wine with nachos.

Wine pairings are tough. This one isn’t. Pair your wine with nachos and this funny coaster. This funny coaster is great for wine lovers who also love taco/nacho Tuedays. Order individually or mix and match to make your own set.

• (1) "Not above pairing wine with nachos." coaster
• 4" x 4" round
• Made of premium Grade A black leather
• Foil-stamped with SHINY gold foil
• Reusable. Wipe clean with a damp towel
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA

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Decant touch this.

In a time when we literally decant touch anything, get a funny coaster that lets people know they decant touch your wine. A perfect gift for wine lovers! Order individually or mix and match to make a set.

• (1) "Decant touch this." coaster 
• 4" x 4" round
• Made of premium Grade A black leather
• Foil-stamped with SHINY gold foil
• Reusable. Wipe clean with a damp towel
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA

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