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You can't make everyone happy. You aren't wine.

Sure, you can't make everyone happy, but wine can. And so can these coasters! Make the wine lover in your life happy with this funny wine lover gift.

• Includes (4) "You can't make everyone happy. You aren't wine." coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with SHINY hot pink foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

This coaster saying is also available in the Classy Mixed Set.

• Includes (4) "I drink wine to sanitize my insides." coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with Shiny Red foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

• Includes 4 "Home is where you drink wine without a bra on." coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with shiny fuschia foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

• Includes (4) "Wine is a nice alternative to hating everyone" coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with SHINY blue foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

This coaster saying is also available in the Badass-y Mixed Set

• Includes (4) "I don't usually pit my wine down but I bought this coaster just in case." coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with SHINY gold foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

This coaster saying is also available in the Classy Mixed Set.

Namastay in and drink wine.  

Namasay you love these coasters ‘cause everyone else does. Whether you’re a yoga lover or just love yoga pants, you’ll namastand out with these.

• Includes (4) "Namastay in and drink wine." coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with SHINY french blue foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

This coaster saying is also available in the Classy Mixed Set.

Third wine's a charm.

I dunno about you, but after three wines, I'm f*cked. This is a helpful reminder to all those people like me to stop at three. These coasters are the perfect party decor and are a great gift for wine lovers who are Irish and aren't afraid to admit they like wine more than beer.

• Includes 4 "Third wine's a charm." coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated pulp board (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with SHINY green foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

• Includes (4) "My wine stopper has never worked a day in its life." coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with merlot red matte foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

This coaster saying is also available in the Classy Mixed Set.

It's not drinking alone if your cat is home.

Don’t drink alone. Drink with your cat! Not a fan of cats? I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that and kindly ask that you get these for the cat-lady or cat-daddy in your life. They will love them, ‘cause cat people love cat-themed stuff. I would know, I am one!

• Includes 4 "It's not drinking alone if your cat is home." coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulp board (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with SHINY dark rose foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

Best friends are basically therapists who get paid in wine.

We could all use a best friend right about now. And if you really want to treat a best friend, these coasters may be just what they need. Spread laughs and love by sending a friend this NEW coaster set.

• Includes 4 "Best friends are basically therapists who get paid in wine." coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated pulp board (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with purple foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

• Includes 4 "It's my birthday and I'll wine if I want to." coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• Recycled white uncoated pulp board (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with SHINY fuschia foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

• Includes 4 "Wine is my safe word." coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with SHINY lipstick red foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

• Includes (4) "License to spill." coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with shiny gold foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

This coaster saying is also available in the Classy Mixed Set.

• Includes 4 "Moms are like wine. They make everything better." coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulp board (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with SHINY rose gold foil 
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

Thankful for family, friends and wine.

Everyone has something to be thankful for. For most people, wine makes the top 3.

• Includes 4 "Thankful for family, friends and wine." coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulp board (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with SHINY bronze foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

Dear Santa, Wine made me do it.

Even Santa understands wine made you do it. Leave out these coasters for Santa with some wine and cookies so he knows what's up. Hopefully he'll leave you SippingTHIS swag in your stocking instead of coal.

• Includes 4 "Dear Santa, Wine made me do it." coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulp board (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with SHINY gold foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

Santa has elves. Moms have wine. 

Help mom enjoy the holidays a little more with a bottle of wine and these coasters. Makes a great stocking stuffer for mom and she deserves it!!

• Includes 4 "Santa has elves. Moms have wine." coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulp board (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with SHINY gold foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

Hanukkah, Chanukah, I spell it wine-ukkah! 

No one seems to agree on how to spell Hanukkah or Chanukah but think we can all agree there will be wine at the celebration. This season just wouldn't be the same without these funny Hanukkah coasters. Mazel!

• Includes 4 "Hanukkah, Chanukah, I spell it wine-ukkah!!" coasters
• 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
• White uncoated recycled pulp board (40 pt)
• Foil-stamped with shiny royal blue foil
• Reusable until they're not
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

Decant touch this.

In a time when we literally decant touch anything, get a funny coaster that lets people know they decant touch your wine. A perfect gift for wine lovers! Order individually or mix and match to make a set.

• (1) "Decant touch this." coaster 
• 4" x 4" round
• Made of premium Grade A black leather
• Foil-stamped with SHINY gold foil
• Reusable. Wipe clean with a damp towel
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA

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Y'all gon' make me lose my wine.

You may lose your mind some days but you'll never lose your wine with this witty and wonderful coaster. Order individually or mix and match to make your own set.

• (1) "Y'all gon' make me lose my wine." coaster 
• 4" x 4" round
• Made of premium Grade A black leather
• Foil-stamped with SHINY gold foil
• Reusable. Wipe clean with a damp towel
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA

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Not above pairing wine with nachos.

Wine pairings are tough. This one isn’t. Pair your wine with nachos and this funny coaster. This funny coaster is great for wine lovers who also love taco/nacho Tuedays. Order individually or mix and match to make your own set.

• (1) "Not above pairing wine with nachos." coaster
• 4" x 4" round
• Made of premium Grade A black leather
• Foil-stamped with SHINY gold foil
• Reusable. Wipe clean with a damp towel
• Designed in New York City. Made in the USA

View all leather coaster options.