These coasters are a great gift for a wine lover who needs help justifying why they've been drinking so much lately. Plus, wine tastes better than bleach. Go on and sanitize your insides!

Includes (4) "I drink wine to sanitize my insides." coasters
4" x 4" square with rounded corners
White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
Foil-stamped with Shiny Red foil
Reusable until they're not
Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

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Wine is the Glue Coasters

Regular price $10.00 Save $0.00

Wine is the glue that holds this shitshow together.

We are all going through some shit right now. This coaster set is a perfect gift to give someone to make someone laugh. It's so true, it's funny.

Includes (4) "Wine is the glue that holds this shitshow together." coasters
4" x 4" square with rounded corners
White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
Foil-stamped with Shiny Teal foil
Reusable until they're not
Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

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Stocked Up Coasters

Regular price $10.00 Save $0.00

Stocked up on wine but fresh out of fucks.

These coasters make a great gift for wine lovers who are going through some shit. Stock up on these wine coasters by clicking add to cart.

Includes 4 "Stocked up on wine but fresh out of fucks." coasters
4" x 4" square with rounded corners
White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
Foil-stamped with Shiny Red foil
Reusable until they're not
Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

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No Wine in Prison Coasters

Regular price $10.00 Save $-2.00

Before you lose your shit, remember there's no wine in prison.

Buy these coasters and you'll never lose your shit again. These coasters are the perfect gift for a wine lover and are especially popular with the guys.

Includes (4) "Before you lose your shit, remember there's no wine in prison." coasters
4" x 4" square with rounded corners
White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
Foil-stamped with matte black foil
Reusable until they're not
Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

This coaster saying is also available in the Badass-y Mixed Set

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Hate Everyone Coasters

Regular price $10.00 Save $-2.00

Wine is a nice alternative to hating everyone.

Sometimes you need a friendly remember to make good decisions. Like choosing wine over hate, even when someone has royally ticked you off. These coasters will help you live a happier life. You're welcome.

Includes (4) "Wine is a nice alternative to hating everyone" coasters
4" x 4" square with rounded corners
White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
Foil-stamped with SHINY blue foil
Reusable until they're not
Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

This coaster saying is also available in the Badass-y Mixed Set

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Dog Lover Coasters

Regular price $10.00 Save $0.00

It’s not drinking alone if your dog is home.

Don’t drink alone. Drink with your dog. Even if you're stuck at home, you always have a drinking buddy! Don't have a dog? Well, you could consider getting one or these coasters make a perfect gift for dog-owners who love wine and could use a laugh.

Includes 4 "It’s not drinking alone if your dog is home." coasters
4" x 4" square with rounded corners
White uncoated pulp board (40 pt)
Foil-stamped with SHINY green grass foil
Reusable until they're not
Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

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Cat Lover Coasters

Regular price $10.00 Save $-2.00

It's not drinking alone if your cat is home.

Don’t drink alone. Drink with your cat! Not a fan of cats? I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that and kindly ask that you get these for the cat-lady or cat-daddy in your life. They will love them, ‘cause cat people love cat-themed stuff. I would know, I am one!

Includes 4 "It's not drinking alone if your cat is home." coasters
4" x 4" square with rounded corners
White uncoated recycled pulp board (40 pt)
Foil-stamped with SHINY dark rose foil
Reusable until they're not
Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

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Champagne Life Coasters

Regular price $10.00 Save $0.00

I didn't choose the champagne life. The champagne life chose me.

You may not have chosen the champagne life but you can certainly choose to embrace it. These coasters will help you live your best life. You're welcome.

Includes 4 "I didn't choose the champagne life. The champagne life chose me." coasters
4" x 4" square with rounded corners
White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
Foil-stamped with SHINY gold foil
Reusable until they're not
Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

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Espresso Prosecco Coasters

Regular price $10.00 Save $-2.00

A great day starts with Espresso and ends with Prosecco.

Don't you want to have a great day, the Italian way? Use this versatile coaster to start with coffee or espresso and end your day with prosecco. Makes a great gift for coffee lovers, wine lovers, and people who love Italy.

Includes 4 "A great day starts with Espresso and ends with Prosecco." Coasters
4" x 4" square with rounded corners
White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
Foil-stamped with SHINY gold foil
Reusable until they're not
Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

This coaster saying is also available in the Classy Mixed Set.

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Funny Lose My Wine Coasters

Regular price $10.00 Save $-2.00

Y'all gon' make me lose my wine. Up in here. Up in here.

When you throw a bangin' party, people are always losing track of their drinks. These coasters help with that. Tell your guests to write their names on each coaster, and everybody can keep track of whose wine is whose. Waste less. Wine more.

Includes (4) "Y'all gon' make me lose my wine. Up in here. Up in here." coasters
4" x 4" square with rounded corners
White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
Foil-stamped with SHINY copper foil
Reusable until they're not
Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

This coaster saying is also available in the Badass-y Mixed Set

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Open the Wine Coasters

Regular price $10.00 Save $-2.00

Fuck it. Open the wine.

You don't always need an excuse to open wine. You also don't need an excuse to surprise a friend with these funny wine coasters.

Includes (4) "Fuck it. Open the wine." coasters
4" x 4" square with rounded corners
White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
Foil-stamped with shiny blue foil
Reusable until they're not
Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

This coaster saying is also available in the Badass-y Mixed Set

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Not Going To Work Coasters

Regular price $10.00 Save $-2.00

This wine tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow.

Time to call in! These coasters are a nice reminder that you don’t need to take wine tasting too seriously. They also make an excellent gift for a coworker and are a funny boss gift, if you have a cool boss.

Includes (4) "This wine tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow."
coasters
4" x 4" square with rounded corners
White uncoated pulpboard (40 pt)
Foil-stamped with blue matte foil
Reusable until they're not
Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

This coaster saying is also available in the Badass-y Mixed Set

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Just in Case Coasters

Regular price $10.00 Save $0.00

I don't usually put my wine down but I bought this coaster just in case.

Don't be unprepared. This coaster is not just funny, it's useful. That is if you ever put your wine down.

Includes (4) "I don't usually pit my wine down but I bought this coaster just in case." coasters
4" x 4" square with rounded corners
White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
Foil-stamped with SHINY gold foil
Reusable until they're not
Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

This coaster saying is also available in the Classy Mixed Set.

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Home is Where Coasters

Regular price $10.00 Save $-2.00

Home is where you drink wine without a bra on.

Go ahead open a bottle of wine, take off that uncomfortable bra, and click add to cart on this fun coaster set!

Includes 4 "Home is where you drink wine without a bra on." coasters
4" x 4" square with rounded corners
White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
Foil-stamped with shiny fuschia foil
Reusable until they're not
Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

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Wine Stopper Coasters

Regular price $10.00 Save $-2.00

My wine stopper has never worked a day in its life.

What a slacker! But you, you're no quitter. That's worth shouting from a mountaintop. Not near a mountaintop? Then go ahead and get these coasters. They say it all. Sip proudly!

Includes (4) "My wine stopper has never worked a day in its life." coasters
4" x 4" square with rounded corners
White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
Foil-stamped with merlot red matte foil
Reusable until they're not
Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

This coaster saying is also available in the Classy Mixed Set.

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New York State Coasters

Regular price $10.00 Save $-2.00

In a New York State of wine.

Includes 4 "In a New York State of wine." coasters
4" x 4" square with rounded corners
White uncoated recycled pulp board (40 pt)
Foil-stamped with shiny royal blue foil
Reusable until they're not
Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

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Friendship Coasters

Regular price $10.00 Save $0.00

Friends don't let friends drink shitty wine.

Friends also don't let friends ruin their furniture. Bring these coasters up to the next house party you go to. Bonus points if you also bring a non-shitty wine. Any host will for sure appreciate it.

Includes (4) 'Friends Don't Let Friends Drink Shitty Wine" coasters
4" x 4" square with rounded corners
Recycled white uncoated pulpboard (40 pt)
Foil-stamped with red matte foil
Reusable until they're not
Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

This coaster saying is also available in the Badass-y Mixed Set.

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Life's a B*tch Coasters

Regular price $10.00 Save $0.00

Life can be a bitch but wine makes this bitch happy.

Women have it tough, but we keep our heads high and our wine glasses full. Next time you have a bad day, look at these coasters and remind yourself complaining doesn't always help, but wine always does.

Includes (4) "Life can be a bitch but wine makes this bitch happy" coasters
4" x 4" square with rounded corners
White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
Foil-stamped with baby pink matte foil
Reusable until they're not
Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

P.S. You're a badass bitch. Don't ever forget that!

This coaster saying is also available in the Badass-y Mixed Set

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Runner Coasters

Regular price $10.00 Save $0.00

Run like there's champagne at the finish line.

There's no better motivation than champagne. This coaster set is perfect for marathon season. Get these to celebrate the end of a good run or give as a gift for a friend who just ran a marathon!

Includes 4 "Run like there's champagne at the finish line." coasters
4" x 4" square with rounded corners
White uncoated recycled pulp board (40 pt)
Foil-stamped with SHINY gold foil
Reusable until they're not
Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

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You Aren't Wine Coasters

Regular price $10.00 Save $-2.00

You can't make everyone happy. You aren't wine.

Sure, you can't make everyone happy, but wine can. And so can these coasters! Make the wine lover in your life happy with this funny wine lover gift.

Includes (4) "You can't make everyone happy. You aren't wine." coasters
4" x 4" square with rounded corners
White uncoated recycled pulpboard (40 pt)
Foil-stamped with SHINY hot pink foil
Reusable until they're not
Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

This coaster saying is also available in the Classy Mixed Set.

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